Uh, Cadillac?

"Bourbon&JellyBeans" (bourbonandjellybeans) 02/13/2017 at 17:44 • Filed to: None

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What the hell is this? This isn’t how to advertise a $60,000 luxury automobile. Stolen from Cadillac’s Instagram account...

StingrayJake > Bourbon&JellyBeans 02/13/2017 at 17:47

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Cadillac is trying its hand at being a lifestyle brand?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Bourbon&JellyBeans 02/13/2017 at 17:52

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This is, what, about 1.5 steps removed from actually marketing with those idiotic Time Out car show dolls?

Rico > Bourbon&JellyBeans 02/13/2017 at 18:03

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bourbon&JellyBeans 02/13/2017 at 18:04

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Those white shoes ruin his outfit.

Frank Grimes > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/13/2017 at 18:06

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fo real. dude could have gone for more of a cream or tan leather shoe. PSSHH amateur!

His Stigness > Bourbon&JellyBeans 02/13/2017 at 18:09

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Here’s how I think that meeting went:

Boss: alright team, what should be our next ad?

New Guy: how about we do an ad where we actually promote something about the car that makes it stand out from the Germans or Japanese?

Boss: You’re new here, right? Where did you work last?

New Guy: a German brand

Boss: *pause* Alright, well, we’ll hold onto that later. Any other ideas.

New age hipster: How about a weird ass ad with some dolls that barely shows the car and features a hip dude standing next to the doll?

Boss: BRILLIANT! You get a raise! We’re going to sell millions of cars with that ad!

Frenchlicker > StingrayJake 02/13/2017 at 18:51

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While aiming at the wrong people.